Larry King Has Been Married 8 Times Because He Has Beer and Cabbage For Dinner Every Day

Too bad he didn’t have a fart-snuffing sheet.

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2 Responses to “Larry King Has Been Married 8 Times Because He Has Beer and Cabbage For Dinner Every Day”

  1. Bradlad Says:

    Wow how do I get one? What’s that number again. I have dreamed of one day eating chili in bed! WhaaaaHoooo

  2. Velveteen Ballsac Says:

    Speaking for myself, I’m desperately waiting for someone to invent a “Shart Sheet”. Sticking a shower curtain under my mattress-cover ain’t cutting it.

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