Life Lessons I Pass Onto My Kids #2

ME:  (reacting to finding a small toy in my shoe)  "What the heck?!"

SAM: "Tommy's not allowed to say 'what the heck' at their house.  His dad says 'heck' is a bad word."

ME:  "Well, it's not and Tommy's dad is a fucking dickhead and how do you like that?"

PATRICK: (looking up from his videogame) "Awesome."
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