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Step One: Shave your head

Step Two: Spend a lot of time in a tanning bed.

Step Three: Apply a Sharpie marker liberally about your face, and draw a hair-hat.

Step Four: Put on your biggest smile and just WAIT for the ladies to fall in your lap.

Oh shit, wait…..

Aww I forgot: you’re a fag.

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